Classic Anglish spam, spam, spam, spam, spamity-spam

From Eileen Joy at In the Middle:

...I am a most esteemed warrior and owner of wide tracts of fenland and I am looking for someone I can trust to accept into their checking account a large sum of silver pieces, roughly in the neighborhood of 5,000,000 silver pieces, or in your economy, a gadjillion dollars...

Image: All this and much more can be yours!